TOS, Privacy, Cookies etc.

Internet Privacy and Cookies Policy
At we are committed to safeguarding and preserving the privacy of our visitors. This Privacy Policy explains what happens to any personal data that you provide to us, or that we collect from you whilst you visit our site and how we use cookies on this website.

Basically we do not collect any information other than the cookies mentioned below.

Use of Cookies
Cookies provide information regarding the computer used by a visitor. We may use cookies where appropriate to gather information about your computer in order to assist us in improving our website.
We may gather information about your general internet use by using the cookie. Where used, these cookies are downloaded to your computer and stored on the computer’s hard drive. Such information will not identify you personally; it is statistical data which does not identify any personal details whatsoever.

You can adjust the settings on your computer to decline any cookies if you wish. This can be done within the “settings” section of your computer. For more information please read the advice at

Use of Your Information
Very simple this one- we just check the Google Analytics data now and again

Storing Your Personal Data

We don’t have any to store!!

Disclosing Your Information

We have nothing to disclose. But if we did have it – we wouldn’t. We’d just tell them to get lost!

Access to Information

By all means ask us to share what info we have on you with you. Let’s share it now… 000000000000000000000000000000000000
Get the message.

Contacting Us
By all means use the contact form to contact us. But we’re going to ignore it anyway so you might save yourself some time.